Kingsman: The Golden Circle complaints ahead…
I’m so pissed that Channing Tatum is the one who will be returning for the next film when Agent Whiskey was an infinitely better character than Tequila. They have some nerve tbh, not including Pedro Pascal’s name on most of the marketing, and then he turns out to be a complete scene-stealer, and then they saddle his character with a truly dreadful half-baked twist which ensures he can’t come back ???? I like Channing Tatum but kingsman could really have used a bit more diversity going ahead, and the fact that he was so underdeveloped as a character meant that there was no spark of excitement seeing him walk towards the tailors shop at the end despite it clearly being framed to incite that. Also how much more interesting would it have been to see a plotline where Harry genuinely did fuck up and shoot the wrong guy and then had to live with that?? Just like he had to live with what happened to Eggsy’s dad
lol Whiskey is indefinitely better than Tequila? He has more screen time in the movies, but most of them are just action scenes assisted with stunt doubles and CGI. The creators are so pro-Eggsy (also white) that Whiskey couldn’t even pick up a girl at a music festival. No problem with Eggsy?
Also singling out Tatum’s Tequila is funny. Hey, Champ is white. If they make another movie, he probably will return too. So not pissed at Champ, just Tequila?